Introduction
Me looking cool, standing against some random wall staring people down in Vesoul, France
Hi, I’m Laszlo. Welcome to my blog – your number one source for online music promotion tips and tricks!
I’m pretty much your average Joe; except my name’s not Joe, and just like the typical average Joe, I don’t like to be called average. For starters, I’m wise. Very wise. If this were a sequel of Anchor Man, I’d probably be the ‘little miniature Buddha with hair’ (Just for the record, I never watched that movie. My girlfriend is the one that likes to quote it. So if you think that movie is for dumbasses, which it is, just know that I’m not the one that’s a dumbass… My girlfriend is).
Anyway, enough with the jokes. You’re probably wondering who I am, what I do, and most importantly, how I can help you. Well, I guess telling you this would kinda ruin my undercover image of the Average Joe, but hey, I just said I don’t like to be called average anyway and I’d like to lend you a hand, so screw it. Just as you probably are, I’m a music artist. If you’re not a music artist but perhaps a producer, sound engineer, graphic designer, web designer, internet marketer or just a random person that would like to get tons and tons of promotion on the internet, then rest assured, I’m all of those too – If you’d like to check out some of my music and get a free download of my solo debut album, visit my official music site here – The only difference between me and the random person looking for promotion, and quite frankly, the rest of the above mentioned people, is that I actually know how to get promotion.
That’s where I can help you. When I first started promoting on the internet, mostly to promote my own music, I had no idea what to do. Well, that’s not actually true. I had TONS of ideas; I just had no idea that all those ideas sucked. I’d spend hours upon hours uploading my music to big websites, telling my friends to go check it out, posting a few of the songs in forums, sending out promotional messages with links to my music, and expected the rest of the listeners to just pile on top of it like horny dogs that just got reverse vasectomies as soon as they see the first b*tch sticking up her ass. (Yes, I am talking about actual animals. Ladies, don’t feel offended). Little did I know that there are tons of other techniques to promote your music, which are not only much much more effective, but also take up a lot less time!
I’m here to show you those techniques, using resources that you already have complete access to, probably without even knowing what great exposure and recognition they can offer you.
Friends call me Laszlo. Fans call me Cicatrix’ But you, you can call me ‘The ‘Amazing Music Promotion Online Now’ ‘ expert! (T.A.M.P.O.N. expert for short)
Me looking cool again, showing off some ink.
Actually, never mind. Just call me Laszlo.
I’ll be covering A LOT of music promotion strategies in this blog; everything from MySpace promotion, FaceBook Promotion, Twitter Promotion and promotion on various other social networking sites, to promotion through blogs, widgets, your very own fans, and more! So, for starters, to make sure you don’t miss anything, make sure you subscribe to this blog using the big white ‘Subscribe’ button on the right. Also, to receive exclusive valuable extras from time to time, such as instrumentals, exclusive tips and tricks, discount coupon codes for websites and products, and more (free of charge of course!), feel free to enter your first name and e-mail address in the ‘Send Me Stuff’ area (also on the right) so I can know where to send your precious gifts.
Now, are you ready to surf into the world of stardom? (Yes, I know that sounds hyphy, but I’ve always wanted to say something like that, so please excuse me). Anyway, if you are, let’s start! Please fasten your seat belts, put up your tables without spilling, and follow me to the first article!
Your New Friend and T.A.M.P.O.N. Expert,
Laszlo.
